I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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