Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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