margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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