He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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