But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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