ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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