maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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