I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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