Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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