Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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