i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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