I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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