Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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