ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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