Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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