just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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