But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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