guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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