He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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