Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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