We named our party play list daddy issues
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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