Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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