did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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