Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
A+ Viking dick
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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