she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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