why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
