Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Your cock deserves a montage
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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