ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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