theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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