WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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