She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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