My pussy is not your playground.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
