mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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