Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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