And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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