Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you didnt know i had herpes?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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