Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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