that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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