At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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