I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
tell me about the fingering
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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