Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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