PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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