Have you finally orgasmed yet?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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