is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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