Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Randomize
