We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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