I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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