giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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