Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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