No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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